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Life on the Rocks
- The Blog
This is the home of my weekly ramblings - the honest, funny, and sometimes chaotic blogs about parenting, autism, ADHD, midlife wobbles, and emotional burnout.
Yes, if life feels messy, you’ll feel right at home here.


Sweet Revenge: The Therapy No One Talks About
There’s a particular flavour of satisfaction that comes from sweet revenge. Not the full-blown, burn-the-house-down sort of vengeance you see in films. No. I’m talking about the deliciously small, morally questionable acts that wouldn’t make a therapist proud, but would absolutely make your best mate spit their drink out laughing. I’ve had my moments, of course. Sending glitter bomb cards in the post. Writing characters into books. I even set up a fake dating profile once, a

Rebel Jones
3 days ago5 min read


Fun Family Gifts, Bargain Finds, and the Truth About Christmas Guilt
There’s something about this time of year that makes even the calmest of humans slightly unhinged. One minute we're gearing up for fireworks and leftover pumpkin pie... The the next, it’s tinsel explosions, Mariah Carey, and full-blown panic over whether the kids’ stockings look 'balanced'. And just like that, the Great Shopping Countdown is upon us! (Pic of Santa on our Ring doorbell from Christmas 2024 for extra festiveness.) This year though, I’m feeling quietly smug, b

Rebel Jones
Oct 264 min read


Family Quality Time… with the Dragon-in-Law (Send More Coffee!)
I’m officially 24 days (as of publishing this post) away from some family quality time. And by that, I mean my mother-in-law is coming to stay. Yes. That mother-in-law. The one who inspired last year’s Dragon-in-Law Landing Game, where some of my lovely (and slightly unhinged) followers sent me random words to slip into conversation with her. You know, for emotional support. Words like Broomstick , raunchy , and bananas . And somehow, I managed to get a good few of them in

Rebel Jones
Oct 204 min read


Yes, Your Voice Matters (Even When It Says “Kindly Shove It!”)
Somewhere along the way, many of us were trained to be polite to the point of self-destruction. Sad but true. We smile when we’re uncomfortable. Nod when we disagree. Say thank you when someone’s just insulted our parenting, our life choices, or our sanity. We’re taught to prioritise everyone else’s comfort, even when it completely bulldozes our own.... And for years, I did exactly that. I swallowed my opinions like vitamin tablets I didn’t want but assumed were ' good for

Rebel Jones
Oct 124 min read


Unschool Meaning Explained (and Why I’ll Defend It)
I saw an article a few weeks ago, I can’t remember where, but it was jumping on the unschooling bandwagon. Inciting more hate towards...

Rebel Jones
Sep 124 min read


53 Inspirational Mental Health Quotes (That Feel Honestly Human)
You manage work, kids, friends, the lot… But when the dust settles, guess who’s gone missing? Yep - you. I know this because I’ve been...

Rebel Jones
Sep 75 min read


Ignoring Me? A Shortcut to the End of Marriage
Mr Jones is currently working away in a very heated country , and by heated, I mean in both temperature and temperament. It’s his third...

Rebel Jones
Sep 14 min read


No is a Full Sentence (and Other Boundary Truths We Keep Forgetting)
Why is ' No' the hardest word in the English language to say out loud? (Well, apart from 'moist' maybe.) We twist ourselves into...

Rebel Jones
Aug 173 min read


The M&S Bra Fitting Debate: Is It Personal Choice Or Prejudice?
Whilst I’m not in the business of jumping on trends or news bandwagons, it was hard to miss last week’s uproar over the alleged trans...

Rebel Jones
Aug 103 min read


Work From Home Business: The Rules Nobody Talks About
Running a work from home business sounds dreamy on paper. I mean, I love nothing more than slumping into my big old office chair on a...

Rebel Jones
Mar 31, 20244 min read
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