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Life on the Rocks
- The Blog
This is the home of my weekly ramblings - the honest, funny, and sometimes chaotic blogs about parenting, autism, ADHD, midlife wobbles, and emotional burnout.
Yes, if life feels messy, you’ll feel right at home here.


Fun Family Gifts, Bargain Finds, and the Truth About Christmas Guilt
There’s something about this time of year that makes even the calmest of humans slightly unhinged. One minute we're gearing up for fireworks and leftover pumpkin pie... The the next, it’s tinsel explosions, Mariah Carey, and full-blown panic over whether the kids’ stockings look 'balanced'. And just like that, the Great Shopping Countdown is upon us! (Pic of Santa on our Ring doorbell from Christmas 2024 for extra festiveness.) This year though, I’m feeling quietly smug, b

Rebel Jones
Oct 264 min read


Family Quality Time… with the Dragon-in-Law (Send More Coffee!)
I’m officially 24 days (as of publishing this post) away from some family quality time. And by that, I mean my mother-in-law is coming to stay. Yes. That mother-in-law. The one who inspired last year’s Dragon-in-Law Landing Game, where some of my lovely (and slightly unhinged) followers sent me random words to slip into conversation with her. You know, for emotional support. Words like Broomstick , raunchy , and bananas . And somehow, I managed to get a good few of them in

Rebel Jones
Oct 204 min read


Unschool Meaning Explained (and Why I’ll Defend It)
I saw an article a few weeks ago, I can’t remember where, but it was jumping on the unschooling bandwagon. Inciting more hate towards...

Rebel Jones
Sep 124 min read


5 Lessons Learned with Cajun Rice, Scam Gurus and a Laundry Cat
Some weeks are about deep insights and personal growth. This? This is not one of those weeks. Sorry. Instead, this week has been a...

Rebel Jones
Sep 83 min read


Scammers, Spam Emails, and Funky Oranges: My Late-Night Hobby
I think I've finally found my calling in life. Yup. I am a Scam Magnet . It's a bit like a babe magnet, or chick magnet, only I'm 42 and...

Rebel Jones
Aug 244 min read


No is a Full Sentence (and Other Boundary Truths We Keep Forgetting)
Why is ' No' the hardest word in the English language to say out loud? (Well, apart from 'moist' maybe.) We twist ourselves into...

Rebel Jones
Aug 173 min read


The M&S Bra Fitting Debate: Is It Personal Choice Or Prejudice?
Whilst I’m not in the business of jumping on trends or news bandwagons, it was hard to miss last week’s uproar over the alleged trans...

Rebel Jones
Aug 103 min read


Don’t Do It, You Fool: One Family, One Car, and 472 Miles of Regret
They say it’s not about the destination - it’s about the journey. Only those people have clearly never driven from Scotland to Cornwall...

Rebel Jones
Jul 74 min read


The Man-Flu Chronicles: Why Women Aren’t Allowed to Be Ill (Apparently)
The husband returned home last week from a rather 'heated' destination, shall we say, both in terms of temperature and current global...

Rebel Jones
Jun 304 min read


Surviving the British Heatwave: A Nation of Sweaty Whingers
Who turned the thermometer up? As a midlife ticket holder, I did not sign up for this mini heatwave. It wasn’t mentioned in the small...

Rebel Jones
Jun 233 min read


Santa Forgot My Coffee!
I haven't found much time to write lately. Actually, I haven't found much time for anything beyond the kids, and house chores, and the...

Rebel Jones
Dec 28, 20245 min read


What is considered old? Asking for a *cough* friend
I'm not the kind of person to go to the doctor's. I'd rather suffer in silence (by which I mean grumble to the cat and make 'Urgh'...

Rebel Jones
Apr 21, 20245 min read


Work From Home Business: The Rules Nobody Talks About
Running a work from home business sounds dreamy on paper. I mean, I love nothing more than slumping into my big old office chair on a...

Rebel Jones
Mar 31, 20244 min read
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